To not have psychotic impulses every time I listen to an MP being interviewed. The sun is shining and I have arranged to pay £2 per month...

Not as bad as it could be, but pretty bad nonetheless. And I used to be a night owl. I guess the problem with this subject is that it...

Bloody BBC allotting so much time to that, Martin Bashir and Eurovision. Why on earth do I switch it on in the morning? I am hoping for...

Is this psychology or physiology? Or a combination. I should have taken a tablet. I find the singlets grapplers wear a most bizarre...

As if the elements are determined to make the world even more depressing than it is. There is a Surrealist trope that suggests titles...

The trainee asked me a question in cover today, and I knew the answer. Felt good! And got an endorsement of a comment on YouTube. Clearly...

And maybe I become part of it by whingeing about the whingeing! I'd love to do a workshop about biomorphism, and how to initiate making...

Well, not really! Dull outside, like autumn. Must finish 'Splendid Isolation' today. There is a show coming up in a gallery in Mayfair. I...

It's beginning to be a real pain in the butt. Daren't take a sleeping pill mid-week. The Boy's Brain. It could be anyone's really!...

Figurative at The Mall Galleries, but it's cost £300 with frames and transport added to the initial fee. Am I likely to get in? Who...

I succumbed to the pressure and subscribed to Netflix, but it's already palling. I should do some large paintings of these biomorphic...

Off to Ely to shop. I need the trip out. May dine indoors at the Market Kitchen. Playing Cards. Flat colour and horsing around. A...

PC glitching like a bugger. That's all I need. No, really! Two Blowpipes. In case it's unclear, this is a picture of Camazotz and the...

None sell, so no more adding to this back catalogue from now on. So today, it's YouGiv that has wound me up, though BBC came a near...

4 lessons at school including Spanish... always a delight. I think this one's on a soap package. Waste not, want not. 15 years ago now....

So much to do today. There seems to be more in the inbox every single day. Mum and Me. Not a realistic depiction, but the image suggested...

Saatchi appears to have descended to being just another ArtFinder. Must be what people want. There needs to be a site where there is...

This thing gets harder and harder every single day. Perhaps I should just give up? The Flaming Throne. I feel that whichever dashed devil...

Again. Is Lockdown the cause? Is it my age? Who knows, but it's very annoying. Doctor Dee. A5 improvisation. The artist creating his...

Subscribed to the golem that is Netflix. Amazon stink of greed in that prime still charges more if you want particular films or series on...